Let Me Kill You in Fiction!

Blood dripping with the words "Hire me to kill you... In fiction!"

The past few years have, to put it mildly, kicked my ass financially. I’ve landed in a ton of debt and I want OUT.

As a freelance writer, my income fluctuates, making it difficult to make more than minimum payments – and it’ll take many, many years to get out that way.

I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about how to escape my debt sooner rather than later. I don’t want to run a GoFundMe for a couple of reasons: I’ve relied on community support a lot recently, and I want to give back to folks helping me now. I also don’t want to use GoFundMe for anything less essential than keeping a roof over my head.

Last week, I hit upon a great solution: I will kill you – in fiction – for money!

Here’s how it works:

  • If you send $30, I’ll write a scene of up to 500 words where I kill you with a method of my choice.
  • If you send $50, I’ll write a scene of up to 500 words and you get to choose how you die.

These pieces are intended for your personal enjoyment only. You’re welcome to share them privately among friends without asking permission, but I will retain copyright and require you to get permission before sharing them publicly. You will not be allowed to resell these shorts.

Interested in getting killed? I’ll have 10 slots available each month until I’m able to pay off the majority of my debt. Since I’m announcing this halfway through the month, there will only be five slots available this month.

I’ve created a Murder Me Commission Tier with pay-what-you-can pricing, so you can either send $30 or send $50+ and I’ll create your scene accordingly. This is the easiest way to do things so I can get you the proper instructions for receiving your murder scene.

Commission your murder today!

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